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Black Widow: [shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone]
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?

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Nick Fury: Trouble Sleeping?
Captain America: I've been asleep for 70 years, I think I've had my fill.

Shawarma

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Tony Stark: You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it.

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Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.

Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?

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Agent Phil Coulson: You're gonna lose. 
Loki: Am I? 
Agent Phil Coulson: It's in your nature. 
Loki: Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky... where is my disadvantage? 
Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction. 
Loki: I don't think I
[Coulson shoots Loki with his BFG, causing Loki to be blown through the wall behind him]
Agent Phil Coulson: So that's what it does.

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Iron man: [to Loki] Make your move reindeer games.

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 Loki: Are you ever *not* going to fall for that?

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Captain America: I don't like it.
Iron Man: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
Captain America: I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.
Iron Man: Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?
Captain America: What?
Iron Man: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle.
Captain America: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
Iron Man: Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.

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[all arguing in the lab]
Black Widow: Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats. 
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list? 
Tony Stark: [to Rogers] You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees? 
Steve Rogers: I swear, Stark, one more crack... 
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!

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Thor: Ready for another bout?
Captain America: What? You getting sleepy?

This Means War Movie Review

This Means War: Wow! I haven't done a movie review in forever! Two CIA agents, Tuck and Frank who are also best friends, have been benched because someone's after them. Tuck is divorced with a son whom he's not close to and Frank is a ladies man. Tuck decides to try and find someone so he places his profile on a dating website. Lauren, a woman also looking for a guy sees Tuck's profile and goes out with him. She later bumps into Frank and he hits on her and she goes out with him. she's intrigued by both of them. When they learn that they're dating the same girl, they agree to let her choose. But both can't help but use their skills to keep tabs on her and each other. To go with that they also sabotage each others dates with her. This movie was full of laughs! I absolutely loved it. If you love spy movies and comedy, you'll love this film. (Rated PG-13)

This Means War Trailer

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Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.

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Pepper Potts: [talking to Agent Coulson] Oh! You must be here about the Avengers initiative! Which, of course, I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: I thought I didn't qualify. Apparently I'm - what was it? - volatile, self obsessed. And I don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

Avengers Assemble...

For the release of the Avengers on DVD and Blu-Ray! The Avengers DVD and Blu-ray will be available on September 25, 2012.

4-Disc BD Combo Pack, 2-Disc BD Combo Pack and 2-Disc DVD Combo Pack
1. AUDIO COMMENTARY BY DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON
2. MARVEL ONE-SHOT: ITEM 47
3. SECOND SCREEN
4. GAG REEL
4. DELETED SCENES
– Alternate Opening – Maria Hill Interrogation
– Extended Scene – Loki & Barton Strategize
– Steve Rogers – Man Out of Time
– Nick Fury & World Security Council
– Extended Viaduct Fight – Raw Footage
– Fury & Hill Discuss the World Security Council
– Extended Scene – Banner and Security Guard
– Alternate Ending – Maria Hill Interrogation
5. FEATURETTES
– A Visual Journey
– Assembling the Ultimate Team
6. SOUNDGARDEN MUSIC VIDEO – “Live to Rise”

(the Blu-ray disc will also include an interactive Disney Second Screen feature, eight deleted and extended scenes including an alternate ending and the talked-about scene where the revived Captain America reunites with his sweetheart Peggy Carter (played by Hayley Atwell in last year’s Captain America) almost seven decades after the last time they were together.)

DVD

1. AUDIO COMMENTARY BY DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON

2. FEATURETTES

– Assembling the Ultimate Team

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Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki. 
Hawkeye: Yeah? Get in line.

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Iron Man: I'm bringing the party to you.
Black Widow: I...I don’t see how that’s a party.

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Steve Rogers: We have orders, we should follow them. 
Tony Stark: Following's not really my style. 
Steve Rogers: And you're all about style, aren't you?
Tony Stark: Of the people in this room, which one is A - wearing a spanglely outfit and B - not of use?

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Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? 
Tony Stark: Last night. Was I the only one who read the packet?

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Thor: On Asgard we pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe. 
Agent Phil Coulson: Like what? 
Thor: The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those? 
Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so. 
Thor: Well they are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.

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Captain America: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.
Tony Stark: I'm not afraid to hit an old man.

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Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with. 

Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

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Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity. 
Tony Stark: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you. 
Loki: Well you should have left the suit on for that.
Tony Stark: Care for a drink? 
Loki: Stalling won't change anything. 
Tony Stark: Not stalling, threatening.

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Iron Man: Jarvis, you ever here of the tale of Jonah?
Jarvis: Sir, I wouldn't think of him as a role model!

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Iron Man: It's like Christmas. But with more...me.

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Security Guard: Are you an alien? 
Bruce Banner: What? 
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien. 
Bruce Banner: No. 
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Update on Upcoming Superhero Movies

Marvel....

• Iron Man 3, which started filming last Wednesday, is planned to come out May 3, 2013
• Thor 2 is scheduled to come out November 15, 2013
• Captain America 2 is scheduled to come out April 4, 2014
• Possibility of an Ant Man movie and a Black Panther movie in 2014!

DC there is a possibility of....

• A Justice League Movie.
• A Wonder Woman Movie
• A Green Lantern 2 Movie

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Thor: Loki is a prisoner. 
Nick Fury: Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

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[Stark stands between the monitors of Fury's station. He looks at one of the computer monitors in front of him and he covers one eye as he looks at them] 
Tony Stark: How does Fury even see these? 
Maria Hill: He turns. 
Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.

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Captain America: How can you not trust Fury? 
Tony Stark: He's a spy, he's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.

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Natasha Romanoff: Gentlemen, you might want to step inside in a minute. It's going to get a little hard to breathe. 
[the Helicarrier starts to power up, Steve and Bruce walk to the edge] 
Steve Rogers: Is this a submarine? 
Bruce Banner: Really? They want me submerged in a pressurized metal container? 
[Rogers and Banner standing at the edge, look over as the Helicarrier starts to rise out of the ocean to fly] 
Bruce Banner: [smiles nervously] Oh, no, this is *much* worse!

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Celebration Montage Interviewee (Stan Lee): Superheroes? In New York? Gimme a break!

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Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime, top 10 floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's Candyland.
Bruce Banner: Thanks but, the last time I was in New York, I... kind of broke... Harlem.
Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... [zaps Bruce]
Bruce Banner: Ow! [Tony looks at Bruce's eyes]
Captain America: Hey! Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: [to Bruce] Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?

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Agent Coulson [on the phone]: We need you to get the big guy.
Black Widow: You know Stark trusts me as far as he can throw me.
Agent Coulson [on the phone]: No, we already have Stark; we need you to get The Big Guy.